I wasn't really qualified to be on Saturday Night Live - I'm not like an impressionist or anything.
“If you want to be fully convinced of the abominations of slavery, go on a southern plantation, and call yourself a negro trader. Then there will be no concealment; and you will see and hear things that will seem to you impossible among human beings with immortal souls.”
“The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.”