I mean, if someone asked for my birth certificate, I'd get my baby book and hand it out and say 'Here it is.'
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Nationality: American Type: Politician Born: October 13, 1960 |
“I'm from Minnesota! I used to work Knuckleheads at the Mall of America as a stand-up. I spent New Year's there once. I'm not trying to namedrop.”
“As if one could know the good a person is capable of, when one doesn't know the bad he might do.”