I mean, if someone asked for my birth certificate, I'd get my baby book and hand it out and say 'Here it is.'
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Nationality: American Type: Politician Born: October 13, 1960 |
Look, you know, you can't please everybody. I'm a stand-up comic. I know that. It doesn't matter how funny you are and how well you do, there's two people that are going to walk out of there hating you.

