I don't have a caustic sense of humor. What I find funny, that humor comes from a much gentler place.
“I've always been very impatient. At age 10 I frankly found life boring, and I can remember age 9 having the awful thought, as it seems now looking back on it, A war! That should liven things up a bit!”
“All ballplayers want to wind up their careers with the Cubs, Giants or Yankees. They just can't help it.”