There are only three things I can do - make a dress, decorate a house, and entertain people.
“Whenever I realize I'm being a goofball, I write it down. When I release the joke onstage, I love watching the effect it has on the audience. No one wants to see someone talk who takes themselves too seriously.”
“There is no way to be truly great in this world. We are all impaled on the crook of conditioning.”