If my mama and daddy would've stayed together, one of them would've been dead, and the other would have been locked up for it.
“I couldn't run a tight schedule, and if you're any good at teaching, you get sucked dry because you like your students and you're trying to help them, but you don't have any time left to write yourself.”
“I don't use deodorant. If you drink enough water, you shouldn't have to. I think I smell pretty good without it.”