If my mama and daddy would've stayed together, one of them would've been dead, and the other would have been locked up for it.
“When I went in, my editor said, 'I hope you don't think you're a writer.' And I said, 'I hope you don't think I'm a journalist.' And, uh, turned out we were both right.”
“Man becomes man only by his intelligence, but he is man only by his heart.”