I was told my whole life, you're fat, you're ugly, you're never going to amount to be anything.
It took me less than half a lifetime to realize that regret is one of the few guaranteed certainties. Sooner or later everything is touched by it, despite our naive and senseless hope that just this time we will be spared its cold hand on our heart.
The audience likes their emotions to be touched. They want to laugh and cry and feel good.

