I think the real place where most evangelicals have trouble with the Democratic Party is on the issue of abortion.
“Men make counterfeit money; in many more cases, money makes counterfeit men.”
“I really wanted to find a piano for the farm house. There were so many free pianos on Craigslist, I thought, 'Let's get as many free pianos as we can and stick them all in the barn.' I got eight in a short period of time, only six of which were tunable, but it's still quite funny.”