Stand-up keeps you alive. It is definitely the most specialized field in comedy because you need to stay sharp and well-tuned every night.
“I am not here to parade my religious sentiments, but I declare I have too much respect for the faith in which I was born to ever use it as the basis of a political organization.”
“Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.”