I didn't have to play rugby that well, and I didn't have to play cricket that well, because I had this voice.
“Books that have become classics - books that have had their day and now get more praise than perusal - always remind me of retired colonels and majors and captains who, having reached the age limit, find themselves retired on half pay.”
“I love dogs, but dogs, you have to be in the country with dogs. I cannot walk a dog on the street.”