E-mail is far more convenient than the telephone, as far as I'm concerned. I would throw my phone away if I could get away with it.
“I could care less about sitting around and practicing the guitar for hours a day and trying to be the best guitar player on the planet.”
“I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.”