But television, when I was doing it, was all about scoring. You had to make these jokes bang, do whatever you could to make the material really pop. And if it didn't, there was something wrong with the material, or with you.
If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
I've been campaigning for 17 of the last 24 months. I'm ready to legislate and not campaign.