At the end of the day it's got to be a good movie, it's got to be a funny movie, and it's got to make people think, 'Hey, I couldn't have spent my time any better.'
“George W. had a plan. He arranged to join the Air National Guard in Texas, which meant he would not be sent to Vietnam.”
“I know how to treat my voice to make it sound as good as it possibly can - which is still not that good.”