I had some friends that tried it down there, and I went to a couple of open mics, and I just kind of got this... this sick urge to try it instead of just watching it.
When you don't have much money, you worry that they'll just put you in the ground someplace and your loved ones won't know where you are.
I am a genius who has written poems that will survive with the best of Shakespeare, Wordsworth and Keats.