If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.
“I have to be careful of what TV shows I choose, particularly ones that have commercials in them, because it's going to be a different kind of television show.”
“If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.”