I grew up in a family of Republicans. And when I was 18 and registering to vote, my mom's only instruction was 'You just go in and pull the big Republican lever.' That's my welcome to adulthood. She's like, 'No, don't even read it. Just pull the Republican lever.
“Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.”
“A tart temper never mellows with age, and a sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.”