It was hard enough to drive those heavy old cars back then under normal circumstances, but with a crazed monkey clawing you at the same time, it becomes nearly impossible!
“One of the surest signs of the Philistine is his reverence for the superior tastes of those who put him down.”
“I was just a bumpkin. Just a country bumpkin. I had just come to New York from Virginia. Or was it Baltimore?”