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Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words 'large' or 'size' with 'rear end.' Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.

Tim Allen

Tim Allen Biography

  Nationality: American
Type: Comedian

Born: June 13, 1953
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