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Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.

Tim Allen

Tim Allen Biography

  Nationality: American
Type: Comedian

Born: June 13, 1953
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