You do not become a critic until it has been completely established to your own satisfaction that you cannot be a poet.
The Gorillaz cartoons seem more real to me than the actual people on TV. Because at least you know that there's some intelligence behind the cartoons, and there's a lot of work that's gone into it, so it can't all be just a lie.
I'm going home now. I apologize for what I said. I hope you can forget it, but I'm going home right now.