I refused David Letterman's proposal of marriage for obvious reasons, but thanks for asking.
“The First Lady is an unpaid public servant elected by one person - her husband.”
“I was aware that everybody said I was going to be a vast mega-flop, and that William Hague was just oh-so intelligent, and oh such a great parliamentarian, and therefore so different from me! So I thought, I must deprive them of the satisfaction of proving themselves right.”