I have had someone ask me to sign their 'Team Taylor' panties. She wasn't a teenager. She was in her 40s.
“Just because you know umpteen billion scales, it doesn't mean you have to use them all in a solo.”
“When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, 'Why god? Why me?' and the thundering voice of God answered, 'There's just something about you that pisses me off.'”