On bad days, I think I'd like to be a plastic surgeon who goes to Third World countries and operates on children in villages with airlifts, and then I think, 'Yeah, right, I'm going to go back to undergraduate school and take all the biology I missed and then go to medical school.' No. No.
“Columbia University, where I went to study in 1993, insisted its undergraduates learn a foreign language, so I discovered French.”