The difference between the old ballplayer and the new ballplayer is the jersey. The old ballplayer cared about the name on the front. The new ballplayer cares about the name on the back.
Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.
Well, football is a hard game; there's no denying it. It's a game that can bring out the worst in you, at times.