What we call creative work, ought not to be called work at all, because it isn't. I imagine that Thomas Edison never did a day's work in his last fifty years.
No, I'm not a lager lout either. I think you have to be a massive football fan to be a lager lout.
People think that there is a country there that these people are only around when they are on CNN. I don't think that's limited to Haiti.