I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so.
“I had no idea 'Big Green Tractor' was going to be as big a hit as it was. You just can't predict those things.”
“I was condemned to be beheaded, or burnt, as the king pleased; and he was graciously pleased, from the great remains of his love, to choose the mildest sentence.”