“It all comes down to interest rates. As an investor, all you're doing is putting up a lump-sump payment for a future cash flow.”

“I can work every day of the year. TV is easy. My call's at 8:30 a.m. I'd like to break out of the comedy thing and take a shot at something serious like theater. The off-season allows me to do movies, but I'm not tired of TV yet. There's nothing like it. I've got the best of both worlds.”