The ancient Greeks noticed that a man with arms and legs extended described a circle, with his navel as the center.
I think there are two prevailing views of the suburbs in the States: either they're this sort of tedious place, where everyone is the same, buys the same food and drives around in their little minivans, or the view is that the suburbs are extremely perverse in a humorous way.
It never ceases to amaze me the lengths that some people will go to to try and speak to me or meet me.

