I categorically resist this idea that films are supposed to be autobiographical and the only stories you tell are about your own life.
Trust your gut instinct over spreadsheets. There are too many variables in the real world that you simply can't put into a spreadsheet. Spreadsheets spit out results from your inexact assumptions and give you a false sense of security. In most cases, your heart and gut are still your best guide.
I have personally seen statements that were longer than some books I have read.