I am, in fact, Superman. Every morning I wake up and go into a telephone booth and change my costume, and then go to work.
Onions and bacon cooking up just makes your kitchen smell so good. In fact, one day I'm going to come up with a room deodorizer that smells like bacon and onions. It's a fabulous smell.
If I could learn to treat triumph and disaster the same, then I would find bliss.