Of all the toys available, none is better designed than the owner himself. A large multipurpose plaything, its parts can be made to move in almost any direction. It comes completely assembled, and it makes a sound when you jump on it.
Properly speaking, history is nothing but the crimes and misfortunes of the human race.
It is easier to find men who will volunteer to die, than to find those who are willing to endure pain with patience.

