Many actors have protested about mobile phones going off in theatres, but the real menace now is people texting during a show. It may only disturb a few people around them, but for me, as an actor, when I spot them answering their emails, I am outraged.
“It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.”
“Why waste time trying to discover the truth, when you can so easily create it?”