Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end.
“I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.”
“I hate modern car radios. In my car, I don't even have a push-button radio. It's just got a dial and two knobs. Just AM. One knob makes it louder, and one knob changes the station. When you're driving, that's all I want.”