Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor.
“I did 125 films, and over 100 television shows, and you've never seen the same character twice.”
“The left claims that Republicans hate Hispanics, which is just the most ludicrous thing I've ever heard, and the right just claims all we need to do is close the borders and do nothing else, which is also ridiculous.”