After I won the Oscar, my salary doubled, my friends tripled, my children became more popular at school, my butcher made a pass at me, and my maid hit me up for a raise.
“A lot of parents ask me how to get kids to eat more vegetables. The first thing I say is that it starts from the top.”
“It's a really subtle kind of thing. It makes me feel like Randy Harrison is not a human being to them.”