Now I know why guys like to hug girls. You guys just want to cop a feel. I can't believe that I've fallen for it all these years!
“Americans are xenophobic, they will believe their own people rather than the adversary, even a friendly enemy voice.”
“These are my friends, my family. It would be hell on earth to spend the rest of my life leading them into situations where some of them are going to get killed... but it would be worse watching someone well-meaning but incompetent or untrained double those deaths.”