Retiring was scary and it was tough to give up gymnastics, but so many great opportunities have come from it that I never expected.
Personally, I just got one of these Vonage IP phones. It's actually pretty cool. It comes with one of these Cisco ATA routers where you just plug an analog handset in.
But as population became denser, the natural chemical and biological recycling processes became overloaded, calling for a redefinition of property rights.