I could lie and say my wife cooks for me, but she doesn't. My wife has never learnt cooking but she has great cooks at home.
“I may sometimes be willing to teach for nothing, but if paid at all, I shall never do a man's work for less than a man's pay.”
“I keep thinking someone's gonna show up and say, 'There's been a big mistake. The guy next door is supposed to be drawing the cartoon. Here's your shovel.'”