I could lie and say my wife cooks for me, but she doesn't. My wife has never learnt cooking but she has great cooks at home.
“I tried the Atkins diet in the Seventies when pregnant with my son, as I didn't want to pile on the pounds. Now, so long as I'm healthy, I don't care what my scales say.”
“I love really good food and I don't ever want to spend too much for it, but I like hanging out and having really good, tasty, interesting food.”