I don't know, 53 years with the same human being? I can't be around myself for more than three or four hours before I want to kill everybody.
“People who have tried it, tell me that a clear conscience makes you very happy and contented; but a full stomach does the business quite as well, and is cheaper, and more easily obtained.”
“Being a comedy writer gives you permission to be an outsider and poke fun at what people think about other people.”