In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks.
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Nationality: American Type: Cartoonist Born: September 28, 1957 |
“The Lord gave us two ends - one to sit on and the other to think with. Success depends on which one we use the most.”
“Dams have harmed our wildlife and made rivers less useful for recreation.”