When I got to Hollywood, at first I couldn't get a lot of jobs. So I grew a beard and look like a really bad Arab, and I started to get a lot of work because that's what they want.
When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment.
If ever I needed an eight foot putt, and everything I owned depended on it, I would want Arnold Palmer to putt for me.

