I think I'm probably much better at the boots and pocket knife thing than I am at the high heels and martini thing.
“I found in one of the tombs an inscription saying, 'If you touch my tomb, you will be eaten by a crocodile and hippopotamus.' It doesn't mean the hippo will eat you, it means the person really wanted his tomb to be protected.”
“As a little girl I used to daydream about my real father coming on a white horse to rescue me.”