The women in my family are all super-emotional. The catchphrase in our family is 'Listen to my words, not my tears.'
“The Orioles' Dick Hall comes off the mound like a drunk kangaroo on roller skates.”
“Cricket makes no sense to me. I find it beautiful to watch and I like that they break for tea. That is very cool, but I don't understand. My friends from The Clash tried to explain it years and years ago, but I didn't understand what they were talking about.”