Dave was great in Van Halen. No question about it. He was one of the best at being Mr. Rock Star. But it's sickening to see a guy still trying to be that with a wig on 20 years later.
By all these lovely tokens September days are here, With summer's best of weather And autumn's best of cheer.
You read about somebody, and it doesn't really matter whether or not they really exist - the point is that you get into them like real characters.