Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
“So in process of four or five years the emperor called me, as divers times he had done before.”
“Then, all of a sudden, here I am in the Press Room in the White House and walking in with the guards, who handed me three little pieces of paper asking me to send pictures to the guards at the White House.”