There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad.
“You know, if I tell the press that I like long blonde hair, the next day there will be girls with long hair wigs outside waiting for me.”
“Years have passed since I have set foot in a comedy club. If the comic is doing badly it's painful, and if the comic is doing brilliantly, it's extremely painful.”