In real life, I don't fall in love with the guy who wines and dines me, I fall in love with the flaws and the humanity.
There was a massive poster of me down my road, right outside the chip shop. I was about to go in, but then I saw it and changed my mind. Me coming out with a bag of chips, while I'm up there doing crunches on the poster... well, it would not look good.
I called the New World into existence, to redress the balance of the Old.