My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel.
“People say, 'You're still breast-feeding, that's so generous.' Generous, no! It gives me boobs and it takes my thighs away! It's sort of like natural liposuction. I'd carry on breast-feeding for the rest of my life if I could.”
“And I'm also looking for a comeback record and it has to touch a lot of people.”