I'm a comic, and I'm supposed to outrage and make people laugh, Part of makin' people laugh is to shake up their thinkin'. That's what I came here to do.
“I began writing with a Michael Buble mentality. I think he's fantastic, and it's the perfect music for any date night, ever.”
“Arizona presents no specific reason for excepting capital defendants from the constitutional protections extended to defendants generally, and none is readily apparent.”