“Bananas are great, as I believe them to be the only known cure for existential dread. Also, Mother Teresa said that in India, a woman dying in the street will share her banana with anyone who needs it, whereas in America, people amass and hoard as many bananas as they can to sell for an exorbitant p”

“Sudden resolutions, like the sudden rise of mercury in a barometer, indicate little else than the variability of the weather.”