When I was a kid, I had this idea that I would have a beard when I got older. I thought it'd be nice to rub my chin.
I stopped and gazed on the little dull man who was being paid to be a teacher of teachers. I turned and walked to the door, slammed it closed with a bang, and broken glass crashed to the floor. There was uproar behind me in the class, which did not interest me at all.

