When I was a kid, I had this idea that I would have a beard when I got older. I thought it'd be nice to rub my chin.
“I only have three scenes and each is a turn and she gets progressively drunker. It's all terribly funny and its main challenge is that it's so far away from what I usually do.”
“Time the great destroyer of other men's happiness, only enlarges the patrimony of literature to its possessor.”