When I was a kid, I had this idea that I would have a beard when I got older. I thought it'd be nice to rub my chin.
“Parents are supposed to give the child back to herself with love. If they've got duct tape over their eyes because of narcissism, it doesn't happen.”
“Barack Obama is like the old joke about boats. The two best days of owning a boat are the day you buy it and the day you sell it.”