When I was a kid, I had this idea that I would have a beard when I got older. I thought it'd be nice to rub my chin.
“I will continue to distribute blankets, sleeping bags, warm clothing and food on a regular basis, in the hope that my modest efforts will give some comfort to those people we are able help.”
“Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm Jewish.”